no you cant smoke seaweed
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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