do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
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