sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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