it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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