I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
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I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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