Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I'm just crazy horny about you
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Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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