And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
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Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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