You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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