My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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