Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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