Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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