Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
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She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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