So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize