I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
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Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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