ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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