I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I'm just crazy horny about you
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
i've created a new STD.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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