just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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