was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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