it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
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