We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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