direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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