so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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