she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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