I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
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Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
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Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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