conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
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just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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