Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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