The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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