People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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