Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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