But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
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We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
so much tequila, so little girl.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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