we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
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