okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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