They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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