Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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