i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
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Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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