therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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