okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
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It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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