dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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