Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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