apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
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MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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