I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
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I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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