i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
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She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Semen is not good for contacts.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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