dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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