oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
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Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
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I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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