this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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