I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Randomize