she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
im on a boat
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