??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
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The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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