with your own penis?
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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