That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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